Friday, February 29, 2008

Retractions

I earlier reported that Miley Ray Cyrus was like 13 and already looked like she got hit in the face with a cartoon skillet. Miley Ray Cyrus is 15 and looks like she got hit by a cartoon frying pan. I am also reporting a change of heart after seeing the M-dog chug Heinz 57 Ketchup on Leno. If she continues this type of behavior, she may find herself in my good graces. One suggestion: instead of Ketchup, next time try something even more teeny-boppery, like Heinz 58 Kerosene.

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